What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

How do I get my body in shape?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do guys look up TikTok girls instead of porn? My boyfriend of two years, looks up big boobs on TikTok. He has never once cheated on me, not on social media or IRL. He claims it’s to “get off real quick if I’m not home.”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

-J W Pepper